Mystic Swami's Fortune
Swami, the creepy fortune teller trapped in a glass box at the Twin Cities Magic & Costume Shop had this to say about my future (except it’s more like a personality assessment, and one that he’s not entirely inaccurate about):
When you pull a card and draw a heart, you and your beloved will never part.
You are a strong believer in fate. You feel that you have no control over your destiny. Fortunately you are destined to be very happy indeed. You’ve had some trouble mostly caused by inconsideration of others. But fate will be kind to you, and you can expect your life to run on a smoother pattern. You are somewhat irresponsible and that has caused you some hardships. You have a neat and tidy nature, and can’t tolerate slovenliness around you. Since you demand this of yourself and others you will always live in a tidy atmosphere.
Well, it might be a lonely atmosphere, but at least it will be tidy.
My lucky numbers are 22, 23, 24, 25 and 26. Weird.
